An ongoing, ever-evolving list of stuff we think is awesome. These are the types of things that are GUARANTEED to crop up in the movies we talk about in our podcast. We recommend printing this out and using it as a checklist of decision-making factors when renting your next movie.

  • Asshole sheriffs
  • Awkward teenage romance
  • Badass bullies with bad attitudes
  • Bad dubbing
  • Beefy action stars
  • Busty action babes
  • Child stars who failed at life
  • Cheesy synthesizer music
  • Cars that kill you
  • Crazy car chases and even crazier car crashes
  • Decapitation
  • Drug-fueled dream sequences
  • Eighties ANYTHING
  • Exploitation
  • Explosions
  • Extreme sports
  • Fishnet stockings
  • Futuristic clothing
  • Gang fights
  • Gratuitous sex and violence
  • Hot aliens
  • Inanimate objects that kill you
  • Inappropriate makeout sessions
  • Just checking to see if you’re still reading
  • Killer sharks
  • Kung-fu fighting
  • Laserbeams in your face
  • Mullets
  • Murderous rampages
  • Nerds
  • Ninjas
  • Offensive humor
  • OMFG this list rules
  • Parental guidance warnings
  • Queens of the drag variety
  • Ridonkulous stunts
  • Sexploitation
  • Screwball antics
  • Soft-porn caliber acting
  • Solving your differences with dancing
  • Sweaty people in leotards
  • Teachers you’d totally hang out with on weekends
  • Terrifying dance numbers
  • Tiger blood
  • Untimely flatulence
  • Video games that kill you
  • Washed-up B-movie celebrities
  • X-ray glasses
  • Young Randy Quaid
  • Zombies (which in addition to being awesome are convenient for the letter Z)